This is one matchup that you can not phoretell!
Phanatics you're living in a phantasty if you think we're just gonna phall & phorfeit.
Man, I wish us Dodgers had that "ph" thing, I could go on for hours! (but I imagine you're already quite sick of it)
O.K. then moving on:
I'm not saying that that the Dodgers are gonna come out smell'n like a Rose or you're gonna be smell'n like Schmidt.
It's just that no one is just gonna be Rollins' over the other, it's a Werthy matchup that will be quite the Tug of war as we both Chase the chance to represent the National League.
So it's gonna be an up Stairs battle for both and we'll just have to see who has the most Cole in the choo-choo.
Or which coach has the better Manuel & who ends up Eaton the other ones hot pants.
How about we at least agree that whoever gets the Victorino we at least Pat the other one on the back?
Now lets try to keep it civil.
No Phallic name calling here my Phormidable Phillie Phans!!!